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At the risk of sounding a bit like Cliff Claven, everyone's favorite know-it-all postal worker from the 1980s TV series, Cheers, please allow me to introduce you to the one and only unretouched by Photoshop V potato. Despite Carla's claims on the show, it looks nothing like Richard Nixon, but it does look like a boomerang! Yet it is not Australian - I dug it up from my own garden here in Colorado. There must be some hidden meaning behind it. Perhaps, a foreboding of some victory somewhere. I must treat it with utmost respect and give it the glory it deserves... I know, I'll put it up for bid on eBay - somebody from the media is bound to notice it there!