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I have four La Fleche hens and one rooster as well as three Black Leghorn hens and two roosters. They are all black and were all born around Independence Day last year, which makes them almost a year old now. I kept the La Fleche rooster and all the black hens separate from all the other chickens and it was the job of the La Fleche cock to fertilize the eggs of his 7 female companions, a job that he utterly failed at during his initial probationary 2 month trial period, having fertilized none of the eggs.

About a month ago, the La Fleche cock was promoted to manage the two Black Leghorn cocks, who were reassigned to assist him and he didn't seem to mind his new circumstances too much. However, the happy trio could not do their job any better and no eggs got fertilized. Instead, they took up gang raping the back and head feathers (i.e. plucking) of their female companions. Now, I surely appreciate the assistance, but this was neither the time nor the place and certainly not the order I wanted to use for processing my pets into food supply.

I was beside myself, unknowing what else to do. Then, the day before yesterday evening, when I went out to herd all the animals back inside their compartments in the greenhouse / chicken coop / goat shelter / cat house, the La Fleche cock did not come back as usual. I was afraid of the worst - a hawk must have gotten him, I thought for a moment and went back to gathering up the rest of the fowl. As I entered the next section, one reserved exclusively for five roosters that grew up together, I was immediately surprised to see the sixth one there - my missing black cock! He was peacefully sitting among the others on a roost!

Amazingly, this La Fleche rooster left his hens, flew over a five-foot fence, voluntarily coming to visit a rooster monastery and settled in to live there. He seems happier and has not made any attempts to get back to his prior living arrangements. If he was a closet gay cock, that would explain the whole affair. But why did he wait for so long to come out of the closet? Perhaps, he was just afraid to death that his coming out would not be well received, until finally deciding that he would be better of dead than miserable. Now that would explain the whole affair, wouldn't it?

So, what do you think, do I have a gay black cock, or what?!

La Fleche rooster - my gay black cock

Turns out that my black cock may not be gay after all. Only a day after I wrote about him being happy living with other roosters he decided to jump fence again. This time he ended up joining the "assorted collection" of bantams, regular sized hens and the turkey. Most of his new roommates didn't seem to mind, but did not welcome him either - they simply just ignored. The one exception was the turkey hen, who puffed up, positioned herself at the entrance and would not let my black cock in. Eventually she got tired defending the entrance and he got in.

So, why am I telling you this? Only because if my black cock really turns out not to be gay, I wouldn't want him to jump yet another fence in search of some sheister to file a defamation suit against me - no thanks!

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